So this is where Tony has been for the last week

[maltrab]

Cornish pasty harvest eat the split ones first they don't last long

 

[gothic]

Oh, you've discovered our (Cornish) secret...... we GROW our pasties!
The guys in the picture were obviously caught on some whistleblowers hidden camera in the process of planting the seeded pasties.
We'll find him and he'll suffer a fate worst than death...... he'll be made to eat pasties WITH CARROTS in!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

I heard on the grapevine that you also grow your cream tea scones and there was a huge cover up last year when a farmer planted the seeds upside down and the scones grew with the cream on the bottom and jam on top when the story arose it was swiftly buried .

 

[RickAns]

Wow, they grow on the ground just like pumpkins. For some reason I thought they grew on trees...

 

[captain clutterbuck]

For some reason I thought they grew on trees...

I thought Money grew on trees which is why I m so surprised that Auntie didn't have Smiler and Tom climbing them all the time . Alvin , Clegg and Hobbo gave it a go but they were short changed

 

[captain clutterbuck]

My latest screensaver which is in Alaska has the uncanny look of a Cornish Pastie owing to the sunlight glinting on the hills.

 

[Pearl]

Oh, you've discovered our (Cornish) secret...... we GROW our pasties!
The guys in the picture were obviously caught on some whistleblowers hidden camera in the process of planting the seeded pasties.
We'll find him and he'll suffer a fate worst than death...... he'll be made to eat pasties WITH CARROTS in!

With carrots! I see you're bring the big guns out!