onyx(John)'s latest activity

I watched a really scary documentary today about the dangers of alcohol so I vowed from now on, I'll never watch that sort of programme again.....

How many cold callers does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he has to do it while you're eating dinner.

I’ve found a great way to keep energy bills down… a paper clip.

I visited Holmfirth on 17-18 March (all the way from Seattle, WA) during my short trip to England. In honor of the one-year anniversary of my mother’s passing, I sprinkled a small amount of her ashes at “the bench.” I hired Mount Taxi...

Auntie had his boot !!!!......they would have caught him if it had not come off !!!!.....APPARENTLY !!! X!

Notice anything unusual about this song, written about the beauty of the Peak District? Edit: This song is actually AI generated, it certainly fooled me. It is becoming impossible to tell what's real and what isn't now.

It's being reported by BBC News in Wales that the founder of Dulux paints has been found dead after perishing on the top of Mount Snowdon . Police believe , given the freezing temperatures , he needed another Coat. :fp::tw:

My wife has been on eBay for two days, if she is still on there tomorrow I will reduce the price

At the barbers today, I asked to have my hair cut like Tom Cruise, so he gave me a cushion to sit on.

I'd heard that one before...

I was going to tell a time travelling joke, but you didn't like it.

Mick Miller Special First job was in a travelling circus didn't have an act but I was the only one who could pack the tent in a bag. We had some great acts . The Human Cannonball , he was on £100 a performance plus mileage I only saw...

This smart streetwise cat kips in a bin

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