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    Auntie had her priorities

    Foggy and Hobbo gave up love to become a 'Rambo' Wannabe.
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    Bullseye

    I think Tony Green would have been a nervous wreck, when Eli was throwing his darts.
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    Bullseye

    How much would Eli and Billy Hardcastle win on Bullseye, with their deadly darts and arrows, besides BFH {Bus Fare Holmfirth}.
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    Change of Roles

    Three Amigos! meet Running Bear and Little White Dove.
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    Change of Roles

    The Real Housewives of Holmfirth: Ivy,Nora Batty, Pearl, Glenda, Edie, Nelly. The Magnificent Seven: Compo, Clegg, Foggy, Sid, Wally Batty, Howard, Barry.
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    Absent Friends

    Mrs Electric Entwistle, Mrs Compo, Mrs Herman Teasdale, The Policemen,.
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    Nursing

    Who would you like to be nursed by: Nora Batty, Pearl. or Marina ? My choice would be Marina, she works in the Supermarket, she's fast on her bike for shopping and a wacky sense of humour to cheer you up.
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    Self-Isolate

    Besides the 3 main characters, who would you like to Self-Isolate with? My choice would be, Alvin, Electric Entwistle and Auntie Wainright.
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    Title songs

    Can you name a UK, TV series, where the the Title of the show is included with the tile song i.e. Only Fools and Horses, One Foot in the Grave, May to December.
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    jokes bad or otherwise.

    What do you call an Alien who eats too much cheese, egg yolks and animal fat? An extra-cholesterol. I accidently rubbed herbs in my eyes earlier, Now I'm parsley sighted. To whoever stole my glasses, I WILL find you, I have contacts. Argentina is surprisingly cold, In fact, it's bordering on...
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    That Would Hurt

    They did things, even the S.A.S. would not do!
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    First of The Summer Wine.

    My wife watches it regularly, i cannot get the same enjoyment out of it.
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    That Would Hurt

    When Compo fell backwards down the steps in the deckchair, trying to woo Nora Batty.
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    Smart Meter

    Another new thing, that Compo doesn't have to worry about is, his credit rating, how far below Zero would it be?
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    Smart Meter

    Compo, probably had foreign coins and metal washers in his coin slot meter, that's why they cut him off so much.
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    Smart Meter

    Do you think Compo, would have benefited from a Smart Meter, or was it cheaper for him to have his 'leccy' cut off?
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    Christopher Beeny

    Very sad news, we had met him after a show at the Grand Theatre Blackpool, and he had a lot of time for his fans and will be sadly missed.
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    To all Our Members

    To all members have a merry Christmas and a very good New Year.
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    Gentle Comedies

    Had some good laughs watching these: Rising Damp, Waiting For God, Mind Your Language and Heartburn Hotel.
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    LOTSW Catchphrases

    Billy Hardcastle: You know me, I laugh at danger!
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