Search results

It's a good job you haven't heard me talk then !!!!....."B R O A R D Scouse.....delivered like a machine gun !!!!"......PROPER SCOUSE !!!!.....to some it would sound like a foreign language !!!......as would a working class native of "CAPTAIN CLUTTERBUCKLAND !!!!"......A TRUE GEORDIE...

It shatters my illusion and smashes my dreams that OUR SHOW IS REAL........and not just a show when I HEAR BILL TALK !!!......I WANT HIM TO SOUND LIKE COMPO SOOOOOOOOO MUCH !!!!...[ I am filling up as I type this !!!!!!] For someone to say BARTH instead of BATH should be labelled as a criminal...

I would rather walk around Liverpool Docks with a stone in my steel toe capped boot than watch a "remake" of our beloved cherished show........ you simply cannot improve ABSOLUTE PERFECTION !!!!.......END OF !!!!!. X!

I think Mrs'P's worst "journey" took her along the railway line.....or should I say......driving ON the railway line !!!.,,,,IT STILL BAFFLES ME HOW SHE GOT ON IT.....AND BAFFLES ME EVEN MORE HOW SHE GOT OFF IT !!!!. X!

I LOVE YER PEARL !!!!!!! X! X! X! X!.......there yer go !!!....myth dispelled !!!!. X! X! X! X!

THANK YOU MY AMERICAN BROTHER !!.....to the rest of you.....be warned...I know where you all live !!!!. X!

Come on everyone !!!...I am not a Scouse chauvinist !!.....I need a little support here !!!.....if I don't get some soon I will scream and scream and scream until I'm sick !!.....on your heads be it !!!!. X!

Pearl........Howard was 16 when he was "pining away" for a 30 year old showgirl.....and let's be brutally honest.....throughout their decades of "philandering" I think Howard actually kissed Marina maybe twice......hardly "philandering"........and as far as we are all aware he only had a...

"Stability...three meals a day...and all your thinking done for you !!!"....a quote from our favourite philosophy student !!....[a.k.a. Cleggy...the man with a masters degree in "The University Of Life"]....."not a bad deal for cleaning a few windows"....BUT.....really speaking.....did Howard...

As the West Yorkshire's answer to FRED ASTAIRE.....done up to the nines in "Must Be Good Dancer"......he tried to be elegant......but crashes through the roof of the milk float !!!!.......with his lonnnnnnngggggg legs dangling !!!.

Looking all beef cakey and ripped as "MUSCLE MAN...THE OVEN CLEANER".......he certainly impressed Wesley and Howard !!. X!

"him with steeeeel fingers"......."him who walks like panther"..."him who makes darkness safe for little people".......[I KNOW OUR RESIDENT GEEEEENIUS ROGER WILL GIVE US THE EPISODES....in fact..... I have one that describes Roger "HE WHO KNOWS.......EVERYTHING !!!!!"]. X! X! X!

Never trust a man who wears his undies over his kecks !!!!!!!. X!.

To my wonderful Summerwine family members......spread across the four corners of the globe !!!... I HOPE EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL,HEALTHY,HAPPY,JOYOUS,LAUGHTER FILLED CHRISTMAS !!!. Thank you all for keeping me sane and keeping me laughing in 2024 !!!....and THANK YOU to the...

100% WITH YOU ADNADOR !!....I have been a vegetarian for 40 years....[and a vegan for 10]...... If people saw the things that happen prior to the animal's "passing" [I wanted to use another word but we are a family site !!] they would all think [and eat] the same way as I do. On a personal...

CRASH......BANG....WALLOP........"I'm gettin' the 'ang of it !!!!!!".......our scruffy hero......knees and elbows clad in protective clothing lies prostrate in the middle of the road !!!...... X!

It's funny yer know......we all ADORE Compo......but to the majority of non Summer wine fans [how can there be people allowed to exist in society like that !!!???] the most famous character is......."OWER NORA"......because everyone knows about her WRINKLED STOCKINGS !!!!.....so maybe to some...

Whatever you buy Auntie ends up in her shop window.......with NO DISCOUNTS !!!!!!. X!

The only "prezzy" auntie ever gave to anyone were the festive treats for the party........"THE WHOLE SIX !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". X!

And Howard could not only open a " strong adhesive shop"....but also a "nice warm scarf shop" because that is Pearl's favourite prezzy for him !! X!