Cheeky photo

[Peripheral]

B****y flies.

 

[Graham]

For Gods sake dont sneeze!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

There was an old[ish] gent who sniffed up a fly
I don't know why he sniffed up a fly , oh he's started to cry
There was an old[ish] gent who snorted a spider
You think at his age he'd be much kinder ?

 

[Peripheral]

For Gods sake dont sneeze!

A certain old man from Berleeze
Had pants so low he did freeze
A wee bit fell off
When he started to cough
And was arrested when he did a sneeze

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Here is a Spike special

Said Hamlet to Ophelia,
'I'll do a sketch of thee,
What kind of pencil shall I use,
2B or not 2B?'