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captain clutterbuck

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All the memories of the lift have come flooding back for Cleggy and in his head he can hear a version of the Are You being Served theme tune

Ground Floor Perfumery , Stationery , Cuddles and Canoodling ... going up
First Floor Telephones [unfortunately not connected so Norman can't dial for help] Gents ready made suits , kissing and smooching .... going up

The rules of the site preclude me from revealing what happened on the Second floor too graphic for members in the original it includes the line travel goods and beds and certainly poor Norman had embarked on a journey which is the stuff of nightmares . :eek::)