Digs

Heard a story about two theatricals who were staying at an old fashioned B and B in Blackpool , twin beds shared bathroom sure you know the type. After they signed the register the landlady showed them up to the room and the left only to return , poke her head around the door and tell the Theatricals " If you need to use the poe[potty] under the bed during the night please don't put it back under the bed because the steam rots the bed springs" :)
 
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