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Mmm, should that be 'early worm' or early bird'? Whatever, I had a good nights kip and even managed to do one or two bits of housework this morning like switching the light on, opening the door for Jack to go out and have a pee and, last but not least, doing a V sign to the guy for leaving the gate open who was delivering pamphlets made up from another few thousand trees chopped down to tell the world to save the planet. All that work left me somewhat jaded so after my tea and toast I went back to bed to indulge in another forty winks in order to build up enough energy for the hardest job of the day, combing my hair. It's times like that, that I wish I was devoid of hair. It must be great to run a duster over your bonce than mess about with a miniaturized plastic garden rake trying to organize your white wizened aged wig into some sort of unification. I must set the alarm for 8:45 as my hooter will be ready for blowing by then. After that I will try and do a bit more housework like hanging up the tea towel when Victoria has finished washing up the breakfast dishes. It's all go ain't it?
What's your favourite bit of housework?

What's your favourite bit of housework?