Eternal Laws of Summerwineland...

[captain clutterbuck]

You never go to dedicated shops to buy anything you need, it's always Auntie Wainwrights!

Summer Wine land [like real towns and cities] must have coffee shops and cafes on every corner yet everyone seems to eat at Sid's Cafe . She's right Ivy's food must be amazing or no one dare complain if its less than average.

 

[lotsw1984]

Despite Nora knowing Compos intentions she still falls for his tricks to get her close everytime and never seems to learn, such as him crying saying something's in his eye etc

I think secretly she loves the attention he gives her you see a few times where she says thats my neighbours where he is attempting another one of there crazy schemes

 

[lotsw1984]

Ivy was never arrested to for actual bodily harm or common assault.

Wonder how many trays she went through after bashing another bloke round the head with it

 

[Barrychuckle]

Another eternal law, everytime Howard & Marina go in slowly for a kiss something always stops them in their tracks!

 

[mashibinbin]

If it's a bloke, all he needs is a pulse for Miss Davenport to show an interest.

 

[Barrychuckle]

If it's a bloke, all he needs is a pulse for Miss Davenport to show an interest.

Marina is no different!

 

[Onslow]

The ladies will always willingly go for a spin in Edie's Triumph (and somehow all fit) regardless of how mortifying the previous spin was.

 

[mashibinbin]

Wesley will have always moved Edie's gearstick.

Barry is always one mistake away from promotion or the Captain's anger.

Compo can always manage one more pint.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Ivy was never arrested to for actual bodily harm or common assault.

If you were the Summer Wine Police would you want to tackle her. Besides she made great Bacon Butties.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Whoever expects the eclair at ladies coffee invariably never gets to eat it!

 

[maltrab]

Most of the roads they travel on, there is none or very little traffic

 

[WellyMan]

Compo doesn't get deterred by a brush!

 

[wstol]

Vicars' wives are always downtrodden.

 

[theatrically_inclined]

Most of the roads they travel on, there is none or very little traffic

something that I can testify is certainly not true nowadays...

 

[Adanor]

Wesley will have always moved Edie's gearstick.

Barry is always one mistake away from promotion or the Captain's anger.

Compo can always manage one more pint.

In the later years, Barry never exactly retired, but was mostly seen golfing or engaging in other activities.

 

[Adanor]

Enjoying watching the series from start to finish again, I'm fascinated by the reoccurring themes throughout the entire series - it's so predictable but no less funny!

To name but a few;

It doesn't matter where in the remote countryside Howard & Marina hideout, either the trio or the ladies always cross their path

Despite Nora knowing Compos intentions she still falls for his tricks to get her close everytime and never seems to learn, such as him crying saying something's in his eye etc

When Howard & Marina invariably get caught after they've 'cracked it this time' they remain undeterred to try something different the following week....

Have you spotted any other 'laws of physics' that only apply in Summerwineland???

Only old dumpy looking men such as Capt. Zero and that wannabe astronaut aim for the sky. Yes, Barry flew in that "kite" but he didn't really get very high and he really didn't want to do it.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Only old dumpy looking men such as Capt. Zero and that wannabe astronaut aim for the sky. Yes, Barry flew in that "kite" but he didn't really get very high and he really didn't want to do it.

Was it just me or was the wannabe in The Space Ace very camp???

 

[Barrychuckle]

Another observation, almost every other 'one off barmpot' drives a van of some description!

 

[wstol]

Following on from Barry's 'one off barmpot' comment - there will always be a 'one off barmpot' somewhere in the middle of the countryside when life is it at its quietest.

 

[wstol]

I think we have gathered enough info to write a new episode...