Fading memory

[Peripheral]

As I get older my memory fades and remembering things becomes more and more difficult. I have great difficulty remembering the names of episodes. My worst problem is when I pass a mirror, I catch a quick glimpse of my reflection and say to myself, "That's not me, I'm not that good looking." Then I take a second look and, LO & BEHOLD, it is me. That promptly brings out the poet in me.

Mirror mirror on the wall,
Who's the fairest of them all,
And why am I?

Oh William, not only do we have the same birthday, we are also both gifted with the same verbal talent.
Quick, call the men in the white coats, he's having delusions of grandeur again.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

he's having delusions of grandeur again

More like Grand Delusions Peri ! based on this picture taken by a hidden camera capturing you perfectly as you looked in the mirror.

 

[Peripheral]

More like Grand Delusions Peri ! based on this picture taken by a hidden camera capturing you perfectly as you looked in the mirror.

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Crikey, I didn't know I was that good looking.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

If it were you Peri it appears that George Formby's "Little Stick of Blackpool Rock" would last you forever .

 

[Peripheral]

If it were you Peri it appears that George Formby's "Little Stick of Blackpool Rock" would last you forever .

My face gets like that from pressing it too close to the glass 'When I'm cleaning windows '.
Well, our Nora is on the other side.

 

[dick]

Remember THE STRANGE WORLD OF GURNEY SLADE ?? Are you the strange world of gurning slade ??

 

[Peripheral]

Remember THE STRANGE WORLD OF GURNEY SLADE ?? Are you the strange world of gurning slade ??

I am sorely tempted to burst into song at this point. If I do, it won't mean anything unless you are a cricket fan.
Do we have many Bumble fans out there?

 

[dick]

I'm not a fan, but I know who you mean ! I went off him when he sat in front of the members stand at Trent Bridge playing catch ball with Geraint Evans .They were trying to prove that he was better than Notts keeper Chris Read !! How dare they !!

 

[Peripheral]

I am sorely tempted to burst into song at this point. If I do, it won't mean anything unless you are a cricket fan.
Do we have many Bumble fans out there?

Oh well, here goes.

OH, we didn't start the fire,

Well the world's been burnin',

Since Peri started gurnin',

OH, we didn't start the fire.

At this point we need Captain Clutterbuck to swing his hips like Shane Warne did.

ALL TOGETHER NOW,

OH, we didn't start the fire,

 

[captain clutterbuck]

More Swinging Blue Jeans than Swinging Hips Peri , Shane doesn't spin discs but pretty good with turning a cricket ball.