How did Marina Manage this

[dick]

I'm still bemused by the thought of Our pearl swinging a leg over the gutter after clinging on to the drainpipe?

 

[dick]

No Captain I said " bemused "!

 

[Peripheral]

Are you sure Peri??? Pearl by her own admission has a singing voice that could curdle milk!

Does that mean she will be giving me cheese sarnies?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Does that mean she will be giving me cheese sarnies?

Not if you criticise the singing it'll be a cheese wire around the Billy Goat [throat]

 

[Peripheral]

Not if you criticise the singing it'll be a cheese wire around the Billy Goat [throat]

You mean she will carrot me? Err, garrote me, w-w-w with a cheese wire? Would that be Cheshire or Gordonszoler?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

From what Pearl indicated if you started to sing whilst she was applying said Cheese Wire you vocal skill and general tone of the song would be far superior to anything Pearl could hope to achieve


Oh know I didn't realise I was thinking out loud and putting it into print