Indian or Chinese

[captain clutterbuck]

I saw a comic a few weeks back and he gave some advice to have a little bit of fun when you next go to an Indian restaurant . The waiter will always ask after taking the starter and mains food order if you want a naan . You ask what he has , he will ask if you want plain etc etc you say no for all they have . At the last moment you ask for Banana , the waiter puzzled says Banana Naan ?? you reply do do do do do. Your in an Indian restuarant and you and the staff are singing one of the Muppets song

 

[ferret]

If I’m ordering a takeaway - Chinese.
If it’s home made-Indian.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Do you get in all the fresh herbs or do you cheat with a jar???

You cannot beat freshly home made Indian food

 

[ferret]

Do you get in all the fresh herbs or do you cheat with a jar???

You cannot beat freshly home made Indian food

A bit of both. I have a large selection of chillis and always have some spices in.

 

[mashibinbin]

A bit of both. I have a large selection of chillis and always have some spices in.

You could say you have a variety of the spice of life.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Chinese if it's a takeaway.
Indian if it is home made.

 

[Marianna]

Neither. Each one tends to contain an indigestible ingredient. Soy in Chinese, chickpea meal in Indian. Both cause symptoms similar to a sub-fatal dose of arsenic.

 

[RichardFromMarple]

Indian, though I'm OK with some Chinese dishes.

My Dad never used to be keen on Chinese food because many takeaways used to use too much MSG!