captain clutterbuck
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If you would please indulge me , I worked for a guy who was extremely brisk and stern , his poor wife was at his beck and call and had to put up with him for years . After their holidays his wife would come in and tell us about the holiday only to have the conversation cut dead at his insistence . Well one year she came in whilst he was parking the car with the biggest grin I had ever seen flash across her face bursting to tell us what had gone on.
They had ventured to Bulgaria and the sanitation was some what primitive . My boss had gone into a public toilet near to where they were staying . It was a basically a hole in the earth and two handles attached to the wall which you used to hang onto to squat over the toilet . I am sure you guessed my boss had gone and as he squatted the handles came off the wall and in he fell couldn't happen to a nicer fella .
They had ventured to Bulgaria and the sanitation was some what primitive . My boss had gone into a public toilet near to where they were staying . It was a basically a hole in the earth and two handles attached to the wall which you used to hang onto to squat over the toilet . I am sure you guessed my boss had gone and as he squatted the handles came off the wall and in he fell couldn't happen to a nicer fella .