Pegs.

Pearl

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What is it about pegs in the mouth that certain men like?
We have a security camera out the back with talk settings, him in doors is at work! 6am this morning I'm out hanging washing on the line and all of a sudden I hear " don't put that peg in your mouth " scared the living hell out of me then I realised it was coming from the camera! Now the neighbours think I'm marred to a peg pervert! He got the singular Compo finger salute.
I think I make him watch Summer Wine to much, if he asks for a pair of wellies I'm going to have to watch it in secret.
 
My local club years ago had a Romany concert chairman and the comic turns took the mick many times mostly involving balloons and pegs along the lines of "Hello !!! Nice to see you have a new suit chairman, that must of cost a few balloons and pegs"
 
What is it about pegs in the mouth that certain men like?
We have a security camera out the back with talk settings, him in doors is at work! 6am this morning I'm out hanging washing on the line and all of a sudden I hear " don't put that peg in your mouth " scared the living hell out of me then I realised it was coming from the camera! Now the neighbours think I'm marred to a peg pervert! He got the singular Compo finger salute.
I think I make him watch Summer Wine to much, if he asks for a pair of wellies I'm going to have to watch it in secret.
LOTSW - X RATED :21:
 
Sounds like you are up before the lark, Pearl! I'm only an hour or so behind you.
I think I prefer the mornings, it's cooler and quiet. It drives my kids crazy because I'm up messaging them at 5am so they have to deal with me just after they open their eyes and I can feel their eyes rolling and hear them think " good god woman go back to sleep " but that way they know I'm still alive I made it through another night. :rolling:
 
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