This made me chuckle. I was looking through eBay for some new welly-boots and found:
And underneath, in the description:

MENS BLACK QUALITY DUNLOP FARMING FESTIVAL WELLINGTONS WELLIES BOOTS
And underneath, in the description:
So Ladies, don your evening/ball gowns and these wonderful size 13 wellysHighly Fashionable and an Ideal Present
Suitable for Casual Wear / School Wear / Evening Wear
