QUIZ

[Chuffer Enwright]

Who used to bang her head against walls?

Eileen Watkins?

I'm going to give you that Rob,I heard her name as Irene Hodgkiss but I may have misheard it.

Oh yes, it was. I think I have just got that wrong actually mate.

 

[Chuffer Enwright]

According to Compo what's the thing for straightening your legs out?

Hmmmm, a puzzler.

 

[barmpot]

....
Hopefully my next question will be more reasonable.

I think all the questions are reasonable, it is just my memory is not!!!

 

[Chuffer Enwright]

I have to say, I dont know this one George.

 

[George]

I have to say, I dont know this one George.

Seymour "You know what's good for your legs don't you?"
Clegg "Extra-marital relations?"
Compo "OOh that's the thing for straightening your legs"

 

[Chuffer Enwright]

A gentle one to start the evening. Who was DW Cheetham?

 

[George]

I've been waiting for someone else to answer.

Billy's new merry 'man'

 

[Chuffer Enwright]

I've been waiting for someone else to answer.

Billy's new merry 'man'

Spot on as always George.

 

[George]

What did 'him from Stackpole Street' do?

 

[toodlepip]

Hang himself with a tie...

 

[George]

Hang himself with a tie...

That was quick ****,well done

 

[Chuffer Enwright]

Hang himself with a tie...

Well done Bunny! I didn't know that one.

 

[George]

Who had a mucky neck?

 

[dick]

Ruby Milburn(only at the back!)

 

[Chuffer Enwright]

Ruby Milburn(only at the back!)

That's the one Dick, and worse than that, she has a cruch on Cleggy!

 

[Chuffer Enwright]

Where did Hitler come from according to Alvin?

 

[dick]

Where did Hitler come from according to Alvin?

Cleckheaton ???

 

[Chuffer Enwright]

It's a good try Dick, but it's not the one.

 

[Chuffer Enwright]

Where did Hitler come from according to Alvin?

I'm certain George will know this, but are there any other takers?
He moved to Germany (apparently) because the accent was easier to understand than where he moved from!

 

[amos hames]

Lets try Maplethorpe