Rain

[Peripheral]

It has rained here everyday for a week now. I wouldn't say it was bad but my nearest neighbours in this locality have all got webbed nostrils.

 

[dick]

My friend who is a keen gardener has gone to California, leaving a request that the rest of the gardeners in the complex water her plants ?

 

[Pearl]

My friend who is a keen gardener has gone to California, leaving a request that the rest of the gardeners in the complex water her plants ?

Like selling sand to the Arabs.

 

[Adanor]

Or sending coal to Newcastle.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Or sending coal to Newcastle.

Rather you send cakes or sweets to my home town

 

[Pearl]

Rather you send cakes or sweets to my home town

I'd send you Black Bullets but that would be like sending ice to the North Pole.

 

[Peripheral]

Black Bullets Pearl? They were made here in Sheffield. Mmm, are you going musical on us?
Jesmona Black Bullets to give them their full name. The music??? Oh you must have heard of the Batchelors........

JESMONA, I HEAR THE MISSION BELLS ABOVE. …………..
EH??????