Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Adrian Morris]

I've been trapped on a roof ALL morning. I think I've got ALTITUDE sickness.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Me BOWELS playing up a BIT. God moves in mysterious ways.

 

[dick]

What are you doing here in your heavenly COMMISSIONAIRES suit ??

 

[dick]

Why DONT you go and DIRECT the traffic on the motorway !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

EH up, who is this pillock?

 

[happyjack]

He`s always got a FACE like that

 

[happyjack]

He finished up a GOLFER

 

[happyjack]

Does tha remember that really HOT summer

 

[happyjack]

What happened IMPETIGO

 

[happyjack]

Why do I want a JOB I`m retired

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I wonder why the Lord made us with spouts like a KETTLE. I mean why not a small drain plug, for instance, in both feet.

 

[dick]

Seems LOGICAL to me !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Norm, does tha think ME MAGNETISM could be slipping?

 

[dick]

Tha's givin me the NEEDLE !

 

[dick]

He's an ORPHAN ! They left him ON a doorstep !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I just have this PREMONITION. A shiver runs through me. It's just as if someone's walked over your PURSE.

 

[dick]

Stop QUIVERING man , just repeat I can do it !

 

[dick]

Do you keep him REGULAR ? A spoonful of somethin' that acts like a drain cleaner !

 

[happyjack]

Hey up it`s Wesley in a SUIT

 

[happyjack]

He is THICK as a brick