Summer Wine A-Z Game

[happyjack]

I want A coat of ARMS, something with A dagger in it.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I've had lasses more than you've had handBAGS!

 

[dick]

Owdo lads , anybody seen a CANOE !

 

[dick]

When she's lookin at me I know what she's thinkin ………………..'As he stopped beating me DAUGHTER ?

 

[dick]

You'll need EXTENSIVE EQUIPMENT! ………………..She means EXPENSIVE!

 

[Adrian Morris]

Let me in Cleggy. It's dangerous FOR husband's out here.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

You GREAT GORMLESS twit.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Uncle Henry

 

[happyjack]

Come IN there`s more bargains INSIDE

 

[happyjack]

That`s a bit of a JUNGLE you have got in there

 

[happyjack]

I dealt with the situation. Local KNOWLEDGE you see.

 

[happyjack]

I was turning Right but the suit was turning LEFT

 

[dick]

September MORN !...………………………….Just two skinny birds runnin through a fog !

 

[happyjack]

That`s it, you do NOT look like a Chimley sweep

 

[dick]

Come in and browse without OBLIGATION !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

How do you know he's not a QUALIFIED poof?

 

[Adrian Morris]

I think it's very RUDE when people speak so low that you can't overhear.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I was always SAVED from SOMETHING SERIOUS by my tendency to giggle.

 

[dick]

How long do I have to be Barry's personal TRAINER ??

 

[dick]

He cant give you a lift UP the hill , he's far too busy !!