Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

Its nearly QUARTER past …………………...Nearly ? Cant you be more precise ?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

The RIGHTS of Man (Except for Howard)

 

[dick]

SUDDENLY,life SEEMS to be like first class mail. There just dosn't SEEM to be any urgency anymore !

 

[dick]

Stop TORTURING me !...……...I have TO know!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I USED to exhibit myself you know.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Oh, I couldn't be doing with that. Fancy haVing a man around the house if you can't put it where you want it.

 

[happyjack]

Nora Batty your not suggesting WE live together out of WEDLOCK

 

[dick]

OLD ONE …..……………….Am I in love with MRS BATTY or is it just seX ??

 

[Adrian Morris]

It works for YOU, Howard. YOU look daft enough to be brave enough for anything.

 

[dick]

. No apologies, next to no zzzs left .

 

[dick]

None that we haven't used already anyway !

 

[dick]

Just like ALTERNATIVE humour !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Sometimes I could just BURY my head!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

When she got home, she drank a scolding hot CUP of tea and papered a CEILING.

 

[happyjack]

Where are going Syd? I`m going DANCING

 

[happyjack]

Not now I`m half way through an ENGINE

 

[happyjack]

It`s your FATHER he keeps moving things around

 

[happyjack]

What do you think they will put on my GRAVESTONE? Something heavy I hope

 

[happyjack]

Something HEAVY I HOPE

 

[dick]

Howard, maybe you are INADEQUATE !