Summer Wine A-Z Game

[onyx(John)]

Zam, powie and labour eXchange.

 

[Adrian Morris]

YOU'D have to really squeeze. YOU'D be tackling a vest, a shirt, two cardigans and a waistcoat.

 

[Adrian Morris]

It is amaZing how you can get so used to boredom, that you really find it quite comfortable.

 

[Adrian Morris]

It's all clear ladies. There ARE no malicious spirits in this AREA. Present company excepted, of course.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

It's alright Mrs, we'll come back after your BUFFALO'S under control!

 

[dick]

You CANT race seagulls!

 

[dick]

DID you see how I DOMINATED it ?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

He's looking for ELVIS. I'm just looking EMBARRASSED!

 

[happyjack]

It`s amazing what you can at the end of FEATHER duster

 

[happyjack]

She GOES with the van

 

[happyjack]

Come on we`ll HITCH a lift

 

[happyjack]

IS that Nora? yes IT IS IT`S Nora

 

[Adrian Morris]

I wouldn't go that far. She JUST needs a lick of paint and a smile transplant.

 

[dick]

He looks like a KNICKERBOCKER glory !

 

[happyjack]

I`ve seen LIVELIER Corpses

 

[happyjack]

She is not your MRS

 

[happyjack]

How many have you sold today Verny? altogether NONE

 

[happyjack]

Who`s going to play the ORGAN?

 

[happyjack]

They always sell you PAMPHLETS

 

[dick]

A QUANTITY of polystyrene offcuts !