A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Apr 18, 2019 #20,541 Don't start coming all Mr ShowbiZ at me. I can see it in your eyes. One gig and suddenly it's Liberace.
Don't start coming all Mr ShowbiZ at me. I can see it in your eyes. One gig and suddenly it's Liberace.
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Apr 18, 2019 #20,542 I ought to be AS thin AS A rail. AGREED, then you can go AND lie down in front of A train!
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Apr 19, 2019 #20,546 Feel of them springs I bet there's been some railway ENTHUSIASTS through here!
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Apr 19, 2019 #20,549 Tha knows I don't like HEIGHTS. Don't worry, we'll be dropping you in a minute!
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Apr 19, 2019 #20,550 Wise man shuts mouth before he puts own boot IN IT.
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Apr 20, 2019 #20,554 Where did she have a MOLE? On her front lawn. I killed it for her!
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Apr 20, 2019 #20,556 I was wondering if, while we're here, do you fancy ORDERING a sandwich?.
L Louise Lawrence Dedicated Member Apr 21, 2019 #20,558 What was he like this Armpepper? Really QUITE barmy, we'll be able to tell them!
dick LOTSW Fanatic Apr 21, 2019 #20,559 I became a lino salesman which is as close to suicide as you can get without a gun or a ROPE !