Summer Wine A-Z Game

[happyjack]

How did you get it in THERE? somebody left the gate open

 

[dick]

Its PENELOPE nelson and her curtain rod!

 

[dick]

I were guardin Gloria QUARMBY !

 

[dick]

And now wash your hands , I've RUN you some nice hot water!

 

[dick]

Don't SPLASH! Have you ever tried dabbling in water without SPLASHING ??

 

[dick]

THREE people drowning wouldn't splash as much as you do !

 

[Adrian Morris]

Stiff UPPER Lip?. That looks like an UNTRIMMED flue brush.

 

[dick]

It were the VICARESS !

 

[dick]

WHY didn't you tell me !

 

[dick]

NORAH "I just want your honest opinion and you better get it right neXt time !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

One minute we're here, the next minute we're gone.
That's been true of YOU for YEARS!

 

[Adrian Morris]

It's such a doZy idea.

 

[Adrian Morris]

No, no, I want A smile, A nice big AFTER-dinner smile, not A spasm of indigestion!.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Barry of the Building Society

 

[happyjack]

My Barry has COME to rescue me.

 

[happyjack]

Hello is that the DATING Agency? Have you got anything for me yet?

 

[happyjack]

Your ENGINE sounds a bit rough Barry

 

[happyjack]

FIFI, Come here you little!!!!!!

 

[happyjack]

You think you`ve GOT problems

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Your old lady's dog is crapping all over the pavement.
That's funny. HE usually sews it up in little bags and sends it by post.