Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Adrian Morris]

The worst case of terminal sick note in MEDICAL history.

 

[dick]

We 've NO NOODLES !

 

[Adrian Morris]

We 've NO NOODLES !

Except for those who come into the Cafe. Or is that Barmpots?.

 

[dick]

"" Did I ask for noodles??…………………..Just a wild guess! ""

 

[Adrian Morris]

Why don't we open the PRESENTS?.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Stop sQuirming about.
I'm bored!

 

[dick]

We've an empty wheelchair here, somebody might as well have a RIDE !

 

[dick]

SHOW-OFF !!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

No, we are not opening our presents TONIGHT. You can wait TILL TOMORROW.
Oh I'll TRY, I'll TRY!

 

[dick]

Seymour (About Compo) ………………….Oh him? UNDERINTELLIGENCE !

 

[dick]

No matter how I iron me VESTS they always ride up at the back!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

WHEN are you going to look at me sink?
Any time you can arrange to sink, love, I'd gladly come and have a look!

 

[dick]

We must have maXimum security on this !!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Why don't YOU go and sit down Nora. YOU'VE been on YOUR mouth all day!

 

[Adrian Morris]

What are you talking about, you doZy pair?.

 

[happyjack]

It`s my ANIMAL magnetism

 

[happyjack]

Come to BED BARRY and bring your sparkle

 

[happyjack]

He claims he seen a COFFIN

 

[happyjack]

How can you get wet on a DAY like this

 

[happyjack]

EVERY Time I turn my back he`s gone