Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Adrian Morris]

I was JUST demonstrating a bench to this young lady.

 

[dick]

A little KNOWLEDGE can be a dangerous thing !

 

[barmpot]

Loxley Lozenge -

 

[Louise Lawrence]

You should have no problem remembering the name 'MARINA'. Just think of it as a place frequented by sailors.

 

[dick]

I'm just a bag of NERVES . .What if Pearl comes back.?

 

[Roger]

Isn't an Orthodontist something to do with teeth?

 

[JBCat]

I was younger. I've got more personality now.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Well, if anybody asks, I'm inspecting Mrs QUORNBY'S chimney

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Now, wash your hands. I've RUN you some nice hot water - and don't splash!
Don't splash? Have you ever tried dabbling in water without splashing?

 

[dick]

3 People drowning couldn't SPLASH as much as you !

 

[JBCat]

Target approaching

 

[Roger]

Twice last week he washed certain undergarments.

 

[dick]

There she is , my own true love. A VISION of loveliness ! Nora Batty!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Ring the bell and WAIT.
Until they get another battery!

 

[dick]

There must be maXimum security on this Wesley...……………………...
If our lass wants to know what I'm up to I'll have to tell her!

 

[Adrian Morris]

I wonder if I ought to ask this YOUNG lady's opinion. It's bound to be unbiased, as a complete stranger.

 

[Barrychuckle]

Of Passion & PiZZa !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I haven't got ANYTHING up my leg.
I suspected AS much for A very long time!

 

[JBCat]

You do talk a lot of old bolognese, Howard

 

[Louise Lawrence]

How did you manage to avoid holy wedlock in that CUNNING manner, Foggy?
Yeah. He was terrified.