Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Inky Batty]

NIGEL Hinchcliffe's NOSE has gone septic

 

[dick]

What all OF it ?? ONLY the bit that sticks OUT !!

 

[Inky Batty]

Adrian POSKITT

 

[Louise Lawrence]

The female form was always a mystery to me. Anything else you acQuire with moving parts, you get an owner's manual.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Who's that?
READ your hymn book!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Compo's Submarine

 

[Inky Batty]

TRULY and THE hole TRUTH

 

[dick]

UNDER the rUg !

 

[Inky Batty]

the VENEER is peeling off my dressing table

 

[Inky Batty]

WALTER chuffin' Ridley

 

[Inky Batty]

and there's no way she got a coat that eXpernsive without that Lodger having a hand in it

 

[Inky Batty]

He's not going to start YODELLING is he?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Ronnie HaZlehurst

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I'd no idea it was happening, till I ran into ARNOLD Watts.
You ran into ARNOLD Watts? I told you he was A taxi driver.

 

[Inky Batty]

You can't tell me the world has improved since they invented Jockey shorts.
They're probably alright where they BELONG, on Jockeys.

 

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CAR and Garter

 

[Inky Batty]

I'd hate to be DESIRABLE I really would

 

[Inky Batty]

You know the motto of this ESTABLISHMENT, death to all shoplifters

 

[Inky Batty]

Barry gets twinges in his back, I often have to rub him with FIERY Jack

 

[dick]

Her and her GENTLEMAN friend !