Summer Wine A-Z Game

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LEWIS Bickerdyke

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Some old couple on the MOORS somewhere. I find it easier to go along than it is to argue.
Oh, ME too, and you've no idea of the trouble it got ME into.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Me Mum said the minute I were born the sun came out behind a cloud and a starling on the NEXT door coal-house started twittering.
Oh, yes. Little cosmic messages, eh? NOT a word from your father I NOTICE?

 

[dick]

Come in why dont you.!!............... I thought you'd be OPEN! .....................We are if you ignore the sign that says closed !.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

According to the PROPHET Bickerdyke.

 

[dick]

Surely they can recognise a man of QUALITY!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Roy Clarke

 

[dick]

Get a bit of SAUSAGE for me tea !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

'Scuse me, is THERE anybody home? THIS is your captain speaking. We're approaching some TURBULENCE. THE house is on fire.
Ah, THAT'S nice.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Christmas Resistance UNDERGROUND Movement. I've been a crUm for years, never realised it, bUt this morning has really cheered me up. Seems to me there are a lot of US crUms about.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Howard's Van

 

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WESLEY'S shed

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I just don't want to go into a church, that's all.
It's just an eXperiment. I'm going to prove to him that he does believe whether he believes it or not.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

It's sad to see the place in this condition.
What are YOU talking about? Old railway sheds were always in this condition. Tat!

 

[dick]

Getting even more DIZZY ? Who's going to notice the difference

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Sid and Ivy.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

The Adventures of El Lobo - the Wolf; the Smiling BANDIT and his struggles against the oppressors of people.
BUT can he clean a good window?

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Not one of this family has been tattooed, and that includes your father. Oh, I do occasionally see him without his oil stains.
Mother! Drink your COFFEE!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Miss Davenport

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Don't think I'm being nosy, uh, just because I'm being nosy, but how come you've got a name like ENTWISTLE?
I changed my name, didn't I. From Macintyre; I was forever being mistaken for a Scot.