Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

POLE dancer (POLE vaulting to Norahs clothes line)

 

[imitation700mb]

What's it matter what we do, he says, as long as it's for the QUEEN.

 

[Graham]

Pushing the broken down RANGE ROVER to the brow of the hill.

 

[Onslow]

Who will buy the Sibshaw house in Jackson Bridge?

 

[Inky Batty]

hail smiling morn or THEREABOUTS

 

[Inky Batty]

Christmas Resistance UNDERGROUND Movement

 

[Inky Batty]

in your experience has Father Christmas ever been VIOLENT?

 

[dick]

Except on Sheffield WEDNESDAY ! ( Compo-ism , forgotten the episode )

 

[Inky Batty]

what did we do with that eXceptional condition, nearly new oven?

 

[dick]

Have YOU got any law books ?

 

[Inky Batty]

I thought your ZIP was broken

 

[Inky Batty]

you go ASTRAY with one tiny barmaid, it's so unfair

 

[Inky Batty]

I BET he doesn't punish you for the odd BARMAID.
His BARMAIDS are punishment enough

 

[imitation700mb]

If they don't wear ties, they'll never get past CHARLIE Harris.

 

[Inky Batty]

DAY in, DAY out, DECORATING eggs

 

[dick]

All that smoke its only an ENGINE breathin'!

 

[Inky Batty]

you must be tolerant of other people's FOIBLES

 

[Inky Batty]

He's a bigger liar than GODFREY'S parrot

 

[Inky Batty]

I've buried three HUSBANDS.
With thy bare HANDS?

 

[dick]

We think ITS INSANITY!