Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

What would someone of my mechanical INEPTITUDE be doing with a video recorder

 

[onyx(John)]

Judd.

 

[Elmc]

Me KEY ! I've lost me KEY !

 

[dick]

We've not all got LEGS as LONG as a camels!!

 

[dick]

I'm not a MECHANICAL idiot!!

 

[onyx(John)]

Nora Batty's buns

 

[me2]

Now, before you turn out the light, she's standing in front of you .
In her dressing gown and her nightdress and curlers. OOOOOOOOOOOOH!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Cleggy, Pearl has even stopped warming my Pyjamas [you buy one P get one free]

 

[Pearl]

Thats quite enough from you thank you very much!

 

[me2]

You've got skin as thick as a RHINOCEROS

 

[dick]

Could you find perhaps a SINGLE bloom??

 

[dick]

You can TAKE THESE wide angled shots, you don't even have to point!!

 

[dick]

Come on then UP the ladder!!

 

[Elmc]

Earnshaw's VENGEANCE.

 

[me2]

His real name was WILLIAM of Hardcastle.

 

[dick]

He's going to help me sort out my council taX

 

[Elmc]

YOYO

 

[dick]

Captain ZERO

 

[Pearl]

At their age??

 

[onyx(John)]

Oh Bog off you dozy prawn.