Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

I didn't buy it , it was SOLD to me !!:me:

 

[dick]

Do you want to buy a TANDEM??

 

[Pearl]

Under that bush!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

The Main Event

The Old Cricket Ground

Audrey Craig

V

Nora Batty

Support

Holme Silver Band

 

[dick]

WHAT are you doing up there ??

 

[dick]

He say's I'm paying too much Council TaX ???

 

[dick]

YOUNGER than springtime!!

 

[dick]

SynchroniZe watches! Am I the only one with a watch??

 

[dick]

Some of those AFTER dinner mints

 

[dick]

Dennis BICKERDYKE the prophet!!

 

[dick]

Good job she wasn't baking COCONUT CAKE !

 

[Pearl]

Cynthia

 

[Pearl]

Did you see his eyes??

 

[me2]

Oh God! There IS somebody at the window. Go and see who it is.
And be a male chauvinist pig? How about EQUAL opportunity?
Worm! EXPECTING your wife to go - it could be ANYBODY! Some lunatic desperate for a woman!
See - it's for you!

 

[me2]

Unless your FACE is FAMOUS, they treat you just like any other twit.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

I'm Alvin , prospector for Gold [ and a Glass back apparently]

 

[dick]

HELPING Mrs HENDERSON move her wardrobe!:me:

 

[dick]

He made a career out of being IDLE!!:yawn:

 

[Pearl]

Jillian.

 

[dick]

KITBAG full of door signs.