Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

You'll NEVER get invited into my house. NEVER? NEVER.

 

[dick]

Why is Howard ON the phone ? He knows we're trying to call him!!

 

[me2]

A chain saw? I was never even comfortable with a PENCIL sharpener.

 

[dick]

Careful Barry, the wrong answer may reduce your QUALITY of life!!

 

[gill]

You look like a man at the end of his ROPE Howard.

 

[dick]

I'm not a SHORT person , I'm really quite tall.!

 

[dick]

Can We find him?? I was TRULY of the Yard!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Howard Under the bridge with the Pizza Lady , he is about to get a very special delivery from Pearl and it won't be a stonebaked stuffed crust with extra pepperoni , could be a right handed doughboy to the face

 

[dick]

Now then I need a VOLUNTEER! ......Don't look at me son!!

 

[dick]

I once WENT out WITH a policeman, He didn't care WHERE he left his fingerprints!!

 

[dick]

Oh Norm ,am I past my seXual peak?? ???

 

[Pearl]

Oh Norm ,am I past my seXual peak?? ???

Are we allowed to say that??


You sex maniac.

 

[dick]

8) ZAZOOOM , ZAP , ZOWIE!!

 

[Pearl]

Audrey Motashaw.

 

[gill]

You wont be able to see anything for the smoke from my BBQ.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Let me in Cleggy, it's dangerous out here

 

[gill]

I'm not looking for a DRIED DATE, DON'T be rotten.

 

[gill]

I'm ENCHANTED with EVERY ripple of tha pinny.

 

[gill]

Hey Norm can you have a normal FAIRY. Well only on a Christmas tree.

 

[dick]

Which way's FRANCE ???? ..........What FRENCH FRANCE ??? ???