Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

I thought ey up there's Cleggy does owt for a LAUGH

 

[dick]

MRS Cornwall -Harris.

 

[dick]

All these NET curtains twitching, they didn't NEED the police force 8)

 

[gill]

It make's it OFFICIAL if we're dressed

 

[dick]

Oh POETRY in motion!! ;D

 

[gill]

Pass along please ther's a QUEUE

 

[gill]

Sound's REASONABLE to me

 

[dick]

Just wait till you get the mast and the SAIL :me:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

We were only dancing a Tango Pearl - Truly and Cleggy Out-Tango Halifax !

 

[gill]

We'll spread the word you've got an UNCLE my size

 

[dick]

I've got this haricot VEIN.

 

[dick]

I'm WASHING these emulsion brushes!

 

[dick]

He does that , one minute he's there the neXT he's ...gone!!

 

[gill]

Hey Norm have I got a bit at the back of my throat that goe's YAKETY YAKETY?

 

[dick]

:yawn::yawn::yawn: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ:wink:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

He's like Houdini, oh I couldn't be doing with living with Any Italians.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

There should be somewhere you can practice getting ready for marriage . There is ,its called Butlins

 

[dick]

Wheres your betting money??............In me welly!

That's it you CANT touch his betting money!!

 

[gill]

You couldn't afford the DAILY Express

 

[Pearl]

Edith.