Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

When they ARRIVE you will stand to ATTENTION

 

[gill]

Creamy mash with BAGS of BUTTER

 

[dick]

Looks more like a Barnsley CHOP!:sneaky:

 

[dick]

What me DRIVE?.................You're the only one with a licence!

 

[gill]

It's an EARTHQUAKE detector

 

[gill]

I FAILED toaster

 

[dick]

Cheering up GORDON!

 

[dick]

Shouted by Blamire after Mouse had nearly killed them " HOOLIGAN!!"

 

[dick]

Why don't "I " get these , ITS easier than trying to come up with excuses!

 

[gill]

I got to the phone JUST in time

 

[gill]

What a KIND thought

 

[gill]

It's known LOCALLY as LOVER'S LANE

 

[dick]

MOUSE never buys a round!

 

[dick]

My NERVE goes! :thumbsdown:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Ivy's Cafe is now Open for Breakfasts and the full range of accompanying Insults from mein Hostess.

 

[gill]

Has tha got a clothe's PROP

 

[gill]

CheQue's in the post

 

[dick]

Do you think so Aunty ROZ??

 

[gill]

I didn't buy it it was SOLD to me

 

[gill]

Did you have TO TAKE THE coffee TABLE