Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

Don't worry Howard we'll KEEP you safe from the neighbours cat.

 

[dick]

Hello precious I seem to have LOST a LADDER!

 

[gill]

I MUST be hearing thing's

 

[gill]

He fell into some NETTLE'S

 

[gill]

He's alway's ready for OVERTIME

 

[captain clutterbuck]

BumPety-BumPety-BumPety-bumP its Galloping Sun Ray Major [posted this because the Galloping Major song was on an episode of Perry and Croft : Made on Britain I watched on the BBC IPlayer if you have not seen recommend the shows there are four half hour episodes available]

 

[happyjack]

Your not PUSHING.

 

[dick]

Sharp elbows aren't bad when you're QUEUEING at the post office!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Wally and Sid Rodeo Stars in the making .

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Nora and Ivy Indian Squaws in the making ? I don't think so

 

[dick]

I THOUGHT I'd be ok with TRAINEE management, just wish I didn't have to wear THIS frock!

 

[dick]

You're an UNRELIABLE witness Howard!

 

[dick]

Go get your VIDEO recorder Clegg! :geek:

 

[dick]

WHAT WOULD someone of my ineptitude be doing with a video recorder ??

 

[dick]

I am a man and she's a female woman of the opposite seX :sneaky:

 

[dick]

Walking stiff can make YOU famous!!:thumbsup:

 

[dick]

You're avin a ZIZZ

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Seymour Utterthwaite Inventor - definitely NOT the Appliance of Science

 

[dick]

He's the BRAINS of the family , they always knew he'd get to Grammar School!

 

[dick]

His mother was on the Education COMMITTEE!