Summer Wine A-Z Game

[happyjack]

HEAVENS surrounded by men.

 

[happyjack]

You can`t keep coming through with one tube of High IMPACT Adhesive

 

[dick]

JUNGLE frocks! Bet that's what they called him!!

 

[gill]

It`s only a grazed KNUCKLE

 

[gill]

Hell think he`s won the LOTTERY

 

[captain clutterbuck]

You've got a choice Barry you can have a Vanilla slice or a Chocolate ECLAIR

Script Change!!!

:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry: "My Barry chose a Vanilla Slice "

 

[gill]

He fell into some NETTLE'S

 

[gill]

She mean's OPEN wallet

 

[dick]

Her at the PIZZA PLACE!

 

[dick]

It's just a QUESTION of balance!:geek:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Holmfirth Gazette " Breaking News local man Howard Sibshaw to Row the Atlantic Single handed ,won't be back by teatime on this occasion"

 

[gill]

Guess who SANTA is

 

[gill]

She couldn't march for TOFFEE

 

[gill]

So i'm being tested. I UNDERSTAND that

 

[gill]

Imagine often having VISITOR'S

 

[gill]

The WORLD'S going to end on WEDNESDAY?

 

[dick]

FiXtures and fittings..............he dropped two bath taps on me foot

 

[gill]

Are YOU sure about this

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Eli's on the Zebra Crossing

 

[captain clutterbuck]

In days of Yore
When Compo was poor
no cash , no cheques , no credit
with A cunning plan
from the back of a van
he sold his homing Ferret !

he sold that ferret 678 times before he was tumbled.