Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

I'm the WISE man of the WOOD'S

 

[dick]

D'you think I'm in love with Mrs Batty or is it just seX ? :sneaky:

 

[gill]

That's because every time YOUR out YOUR with some YOUNG lady

 

[dick]

ZAP --ZOWIE--ZAZOOM (SOORRRYYY)

 

[dick]

Is that your ANSWER??....................................... Give me a sign!:smile::sneaky:

 

[gill]

Creamy mash with BAG'S of BUTTER

 

[captain clutterbuck]

They make better beer down SOUTH!

As quoted in Dad's Army " I think you're entering the realms of fantasy there Corporal Jones "

 

[gill]

Cleggy can DRIVE a bit

 

[dick]

Nice one EARNSHAW!!

 

[dick]

Its too FIERCE! Can you damp it down a bit??

 

[gill]

Do you think that's a GOOD idea

 

[dick]

Give it HERE, you're HOPELESS !!

 

[gill]

I tend to act on IMPULSE

 

[dick]

There you go JUMPING to conclusions again!

 

[dick]

If she's not back soon , I'll put the KETTLE on!!!

 

[gill]

Of course I could be LYING

 

[gill]

ME MOTORBIKE 'S not working

 

[dick]

NEXT thing you'll be telling us that she's a complete stranger!!

 

[onyx(John)]

Oh Howard!

 

[onyx(John)]

Mrs. Cornish Pasty.