Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

YOU'RE in the wrong outfit for not bein' stared at!:thumbsdown:

 

[dick]

Come out of Aunties in a daZe with a empty wallet!

 

[dick]

She's got AVERAGE feet !:unsure:

 

[gill]

He damn near BOWLED me over

 

[dick]

I once had to arrest a female CONTORTIONIST

 

[happyjack]

I DON`T wear boxer shorts.

 

[happyjack]

My EARS just happened to be pointing that way.

 

[happyjack]

You remember Norman Clegg you FANCIED him at school.

 

[happyjack]

We have GOT to GET the bale of hay back up the hill.

 

[happyjack]

Next time we will find a wall with a HOLE in so we can HOLD HANDS.

 

[dick]

ITS IDIOT proof!:cautious:

 

[dick]

JUST stand there and be a sentry :geek:

 

[happyjack]

Just put the ball down and KICK it to Clegg.

 

[onyx(John)]

I must get a Light meter.

 

[dick]

Is your's MISSING too?? :cautious:

 

[dick]

Eees NEVER around when you want him!

 

[dick]

Eli got lost coming OUT OF the OPTICIANS and ended up ON the dustcart!

 

[dick]

I bought you a PLATE of mushy PEAS !

 

[gill]

My Wally got QUITE excited

 

[dick]

Sounds REASONABLE to me!