Summer Wine A-Z Game

[happyjack]

SHE`S no better than she SHOULD be.

 

[happyjack]

I want you TO TAKE this letter to Marina.

 

[dick]

Its an UNUSUAL configuration !

 

[Andrew D]

Howard: I had my pick of everything for miles!
Clegg: I thought you were strangely quiet on V.E. DAY.

 

[Andrew D]

Giant WOODPECKERS

 

[Andrew D]

I'm going to try....a small eXplosive charge (in the automobile ejector seat).

 

[Andrew D]

The Captain: YOU again!!!

 

[dick]

'Avin a ZIZZZ

 

[happyjack]

Howard!! what ARE you doing AMONG that woman?

 

[happyjack]

BYE heck tha`s a BIG LASS.

 

[happyjack]

That`s a CENTIPEDE it`s 100 legs.

 

[happyjack]

Three DOZY old women.

 

[happyjack]

You have ENEMIES? well there`s him for a start.

 

[happyjack]

FALL in threes please ladies,

 

[happyjack]

She GOES with the van.

 

[happyjack]

It`s all in the HUBCAP.

 

[dick]

Alvin the INTREPID explorer!

 

[dick]

Ooooh JOLLY hockey sticks!

 

[dick]

Did she KNEEL on your chest ??

 

[dick]

Don't do it LUDOVIC! Think of all your relatives coming every year wanting free holidays!