Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Inky Batty]

ORMEROYD? My Uncle Perce suffered with them for years.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Unless it's a PINT or a PIGEON you've no interest in anything.

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Quick, quick, slow.

 

[Inky Batty]

I took courses in basic RUSSIAN, flower painting and advanced silent killing.

 

[Inky Batty]

SERENADE for tight jeans and metal detector

 

[Inky Batty]

Douglas, it's for you, there's a TRAMP at the door.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Well tell US your troubles son. We shan't be listening but they say it helps to confide in someone.

 

[Inky Batty]

What I don't UNDERSTAND is why anyone keeps a Ferret in a jar.

 

[Inky Batty]

Aye and your Tea tastes like WEASEL'S pee n'all.

 

[happyjack]

Oh you have to relaX a bit on Birthdays and Cup Finals

 

[Inky Batty]

Deep in the heart of YORKSHIRE

 

[dick]

(old favourite )ZAP ZOWIE ZAZOOM

 

[happyjack]

I do more thinking ABOUT it than ACTUALLY getting it.

 

[happyjack]

Youv`e never BEEN just a wife

 

[happyjack]

A terminable CUDDLE

 

[happyjack]

You DIDN`T like lino?

 

[dick]

Try and EMPTY your mind !...…………………..Have you tried daytime television?

 

[dick]

Just a FLEETIN' vision of FREEDOM .

 

[happyjack]

I can`t GET used to him being dead.

 

[happyjack]

HE HATES jogging.