happyjack Dedicated Member Nov 14, 2018 #19,324 Some people had to be VICTIMS for the good of the community.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Nov 14, 2018 #19,325 I hated having a love life. I never knew WHAT to WEAR.
A Adrian Morris Dedicated Member Nov 15, 2018 #19,329 Well tha's missing A golden opportunity. Tha wants to grab me whilst I'm up to British Standards.
Inky Batty Dedicated Member Nov 15, 2018 #19,331 You CALL that a Tache, it looks more like an untrimmed flue brush
Inky Batty Dedicated Member Nov 15, 2018 #19,332 Your Landlady's DOG is crapping all over the pavement.
happyjack Dedicated Member Nov 15, 2018 #19,336 You didn`t feel sorry enough for HIM to give HIM HIS two quid back
Inky Batty Dedicated Member Nov 15, 2018 #19,338 Not JUST a woman, a woman like Mrs. JACK Attercliffe