Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

Big ERIC head forester!;D

 

[dick]

It's FRAN our Milburn's girlfriend!;D

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Have you shook her hand , she has the Grip like the bite of a donkey

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Goodbye Mr Bicycle , Hello Fearless Fly Boy

 

[dick]

He'd fail his IDIOTS licence!

 

[gill]

Where did you get that dog from JURASSIC Park.

 

[gill]

There's a sign there that say's KEEP off the grass or there would be if some chuff hadn't of nicKed it.

 

[gill]

Iv'e seen you LIFT Nora Batty

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Howard gives it his best French impression and sings Maurice Chevalier songs to Pearl who responds with a stare that could over-ripen Brie. Mon dieu

 

[dick]

You NEEDN'T worry Howard, it'll be warmer when you get home!

 

[dick]

You can take that OUT! I don't want OIL ON me carpet!!

 

[gill]

A really butch PURSE

 

[dick]

A duvet?? What's wrong with a QUILT ??

 

[gill]

At this distance even I don't think we are ROMANTICALLY involved

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Barrie hits the farmyard sitting on a keyboard his suit is no longer a Whiter Shade of Pale its now a browner shade of bisto.

 

[gill]

My big TOENAIL is going brown

 

[dick]

Seems UNDERSTANDABLE to me!

 

[gill]

How's it going then VERNY

 

[gill]

I WAS WONDERING how tall WESLEY is

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Florrie and the White Horse , thankfully not as Lady Godiva , Truly of the Yard and Vice Squad would be blushing if she was !