Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

Having said that she turned out QUITE well really

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Howard's up on the Roof - Ledge end

 

[gill]

Why are you STANDING like that?

 

[gill]

THREE TEA'S please Ivy

 

[gill]

You just make the place look UNTIDY

 

[dick]

VICAR!! I don't suppose you'd care to come for a quiet drink?

 

[gill]

Doesn't stop him sneeking off to that WOMAN

 

[captain clutterbuck]

" I'm meeting my eX's new husband off the train and I want you two there as backup" [ Cleggy and Billy try out their best Kray twin impression but look more like the Chuckle Brothers]

 

[gill]

YORKSHIRE Pudding with onion gravy

 

[gill]

You have to light it while it's still fiZZing

 

[gill]

Sharp teeth round your ANKLES

 

[captain clutterbuck]

YORKSHIRE Pudding with onion gravy

Gill,
Like the quote , wished the site had a multiple ' like' button which Y P and O G would definitely deserve :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[dick]

Wheres his damn ferrets? ...............Why do you think I'm wearing BICYCLE clips?:thumbsdown:

 

[gill]

It's something he's alway 's wanted something CUDDLY

 

[dick]

I wasn't DRIVING too fast , ask anyone , they'll tell you I've always been a steady DRIVER!

 

[dick]

Don't be alarmed when you hear the EXPLOSION!!:cautious::cautious:

 

[onyx(John)]

Enter the Finger.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Wesley's Mobile Vending Machine starts off providing Golfers with refreshment on the 10th Tee [ but it quickly extends that service to the ninth green and 14th tee when it blows a Gasket]

 

[dick]

It's HAUNTED by an old tinker!

 

[dick]

I'M excused on account of an old wartime INJURY. :unsure: