Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

She'll be in full black wearing a VEIL

 

[gill]

WHAT do you think boy WITH the WOOLLY hat

 

[dick]

Jungle foX ?? More like Jungle frocks!

 

[gill]

He came from YORKSHIRE

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Zap, Pow!, Bang, Crash , Powee! Ooooh ,Ooooh! Hermoine , Hermoine - Smiler tries to impress his latest flame with his best Batman impression but sadly fails

 

[gill]

They met AT the ALLOTMENT'S

 

[dick]

BY 'eck that clears the cataarh!:x3: :sneaky:

 

[gill]

A CUP of hot sweet tea

 

[gill]

Cleggy can DRIVE a bit

 

[dick]

ELEGY for small creature ............:cry:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

The General loses his Face after a nasty encounter with a donkey's hind leg

 

[dick]

Not The GODFATHER , GLENDA but my GODFATHER!

 

[dick]

Goff HELLIWELL is going to die on Tuesday!:thumbsdown:

 

[gill]

See IF Nora IS IN the cafe

 

[dick]

I thought you went for JEWELLERY?

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Auntie's wine has a Kick like a mule , Smiler looks like he's fallen off one

 

[gill]

I just thought she had LONGER LEGS than most people

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Mmmmm may I say delicious buns madam it was a momentary lapse

 

[dick]

NO wonder our kid had to go to NOTTINGHAM!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Auntie has a special Offer for Cleggy ......... He only has to buy one thing and she will unlock the door!