Summer Wine A-Z Game

[dick]

I saw those little straps and I thought, they're never gonna HOLD, never gonna HOLD !!

 

[gill]

I'VE been INVENTING like crazy

 

[gill]

The JEWEL of my crown

 

[gill]

Didn't you ever KISS me father

 

[gill]

I'm going to call her LASSIE

 

[dick]

MAVIS MACDONAGH!

 

[gill]

They can't all be Pearl and NELLY

 

[gill]

It's the problem OF OWNERSHIP now that he's got it

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Seymour is the Prof who invents things, Cleggy is the Rabbit in the headlights whilst Compo is the Guinea Pig when it comes to testing them out.

 

[gill]

They'll think you wheeled out some big gun from the QUEEN'S bench

 

[gill]

He fell off a ROOF

 

[dick]

You looked like SHIRLEY Temple in that SAILOR SUIT!:sneaky: :cautious:

 

[captain clutterbuck]

The line up for the next series of Strictly has been leaked , "most surprising contestant" goes to Clem "Smiler" Hemingway partner Top Hat , Tails, Two left feet.

 

[dick]

Will the genUine racer please stand UP?? :ninja:

 

[onyx(John)]

Lolly MinerVa.

 

[onyx(John)]

Wainwright B. Mrs.

 

[gill]

But i live neXt door to him

 

[gill]

He called us YOU people

 

[dick]

You're the wrong siZe!

 

[gill]

I think me ARM'S ARE longer