Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

Just as well with your mouth full of GRAPES

 

[dick]

Worse than that......HORRIBLE!!:cautious:

 

[dick]

I wouldn't mind one with blue hair!

 

[dick]

A JAR of beetroot!

 

[gill]

She has got to KISS you

 

[gill]

Didn't she have a LIMP. Only in the LEG

 

[gill]

I'm a MECHANIC not a painter

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Nora's fruit cake tempts Crowcroft but the lady herself is too big a Challenge for him

 

[dick]

I thought you were OPEN!............... Didn't you see the two foot sign on the door that said closed??

 

[gill]

What are they using ball POINT'S AT 20 PACES

 

[gill]

We have a QUIZ night on Thursday

 

[gill]

How's your Barry's RASH

 

[gill]

He alway's look's the SAME You can never tell with SMILER

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Compo's in training to win fair Nora's hand . LOTSW Tupper of the Track

 

[dick]

His excuse?.............UNDERINTELLIGENCE!!:cautious:

 

[dick]

VARIATIONS on a theme of road rage!!

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Howard Sibshaw LOTSW's Willo the Wisp trying to keep ahead of Pearl LOTSW's Evil Edna so he can meet Marina LOTSW's Mavis Cruet famed for her erotic, sorry somewhat erratic ,magical powers.

 

[dick]

Anytime tha' wants owt else fiXing Wesley gimme a shout! :biggrin: :cautious:

 

[dick]

YOU know I'll have to leave the area now! He'll never let me live it down!!

 

[dick]

ZAZOOM :redface: :unsure: