Summer Wine A-Z Game

[gill]

There's a bĺoke going round DESPERATE for a woman

 

[dick]

Cleggy , I've found another EARRING!

 

[dick]

Its FREEZING out here! :thumbsdown:

 

[happyjack]

GET me out of here.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Meet tHe Gang cos the boys are here the boys to entertain you .................................. sorry wrong show

 

[happyjack]

Get a grips captain. Is to early in the morning?

 

[happyjack]

Can someone HELP me down from this parapet.

 

[happyjack]

Come on everybody INSIDE into the function room.

 

[happyjack]

That's a good idea. I think I will JOIN you.

 

[captain clutterbuck]

Who do you think you are Kidding Mr Hitler if you think were on the run..................... I don't believe it .............. sorry two wrong shows in one post having a bad day last post I think for today must be the heat , cool drink needed!

 

[happyjack]

I despair for you Captain. No hope I am afraid.

 

[happyjack]

Nobody said where she had to KISS me.

 

[happyjack]

Barry, why are you in a LADIES hairdresser.

 

[happyjack]

I am impressed with your knowledge of a owners MANUAL Miss Davenport.

 

[dick]

NOW I've got a creepy crawly in my cap

 

[dick]

OVERALLS ,that's what you need !:thumbsup: I say wellies ! :sneaky:

 

[dick]

Its PRISCILLA with her curtain rod!! :sneaky: :roflmao:

 

[dick]

That's QUITE the nicest thing anyone 's said for some time.:inlove:

 

[gill]

I'm READY when they are

 

[gill]

Nora used to like to ride in a SIDECAR