Summer Wine A-Z Game

[deedeeram]

You haven't trained your cat to watch LOTSW too well Deedeeram ! It does not seem interested !

He's doing better now. He can watch a few episodes now before he falls asleep

 

[dick]

I must insist on maX imum security !!

 

[dick]

YOU'D better start tunnelling!

 

[dick]

ZIP up your trousers ! ...................Don't need to I'm using my tie!

 

[dick]

She's sending me off to AN AUCTION now,

 

[dick]

I used to think that God invented BEETLES ,BUT Wesley Pegden said it was Hitler !!

 

[dick]

Amazing how, when you mention a CHURCH CONCERT they all discover another appointment !!

 

[dick]

DEVIATIONS with DAVENPORT !

 

[happyjack]

It`s ELI, Yes it is, it`s ELI.

 

[happyjack]

Are these cabbages FRESH?

 

[happyjack]

GIANT apes. There`s been a lot of sightings.

 

[happyjack]

Put your finger on this. Is it HOT? No it`s not HOT.

 

[dick]

Oww IT'S hot!!.....................Not hot IT'S just pleasantly warm that's all .

 

[deedeeram]

I don't want to kill anybody if I could JUST break a leg or something.

 

[happyjack]

aye up I`ve found a KEY. Don`t turn it.!!!!

 

[happyjack]

You`ve had an interesting LIFE have`t you.

 

[happyjack]

Do you think I have lost my sexual MAGNETISM Norm.

 

[happyjack]

It wouldn`t be so bad if it wasn`t scented NOTEPAPER.

 

[dick]

No Howard, the OPPOSITE OF yes!!

 

[dick]

He cant PLAY his saxophone so I sent him outdoors to PRACTICE!