daveb Dedicated Member Jan 29, 2018 #17,841 Compo to Clegg & Blamire: “No, I can’t be an EVIL spirit.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 29, 2018 #17,842 Cooper: “I FORGOT the wife’s birthday.” Walsh: “I’ve seen you when you FORGOT you had a wife.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,845 Clegg regarding Foggy: “You get depressed sometimes and begin to believe that there aren’t any real old fashioned IDIOTS left and then, out of the blue, comes a genuine, 14 karat, gilt edged barmpot like this.”
Clegg regarding Foggy: “You get depressed sometimes and begin to believe that there aren’t any real old fashioned IDIOTS left and then, out of the blue, comes a genuine, 14 karat, gilt edged barmpot like this.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,846 Compo to Foggy: “We JUST pop up the hill and have a fag.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,847 Clegg: “Instead of KEEPING things simple we all have our netball size dreams.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,848 Compo about Blamire: “Fancy having that [moustache] above your top LIP. Like a hedgehog’s bum.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,849 Mr Wainwright to Mrs Partridge: “We should be out MAKING ancient MUSIC together.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,850 Clegg: “Hey I hope you’re NOT gonna be one of them chain NON-smokers Foggy that can’t finish NOT having one before you start NOT having another.”
Clegg: “Hey I hope you’re NOT gonna be one of them chain NON-smokers Foggy that can’t finish NOT having one before you start NOT having another.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,851 Foggy to Compo: “Right now it’s OOZING between the second & third fingers of your right hand.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,852 Foggy about Sid: “I’ve seen the way he looks at the bus conductress, like a stamp collector with a PENNY black.”
Foggy about Sid: “I’ve seen the way he looks at the bus conductress, like a stamp collector with a PENNY black.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,853 Compo about Foggy: “No, no, you looked just like a silent movie QUEER.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,854 Seymour: “I haven’t got it legally REGISTERED as my invention yet.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,856 Compo to Nora as she walks away: “Tha looks TERRIFIC from the back.”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,859 Foggy: “We’ve got to ask ourselves WHAT are we contributing towards a better WORLD?”
daveb Dedicated Member Jan 30, 2018 #17,860 Foggy regarding Compo: “And he should know, he’s the eXpert around here about not working.”