Summer Wine A-Z Game

[Louise Lawrence]

HOW long HAS your ferret been in the fridge?

 

[Adrian Morris]

Sid went out with the depression, then he goes and marries IT.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

You should have known that I was JOKING. People couldn't afford to adopt; they had to do it by installments. They only got as far as adopting one of your legs, and then the war broke out.

 

[dick]

Here's 50p, I want it back ! Don't even think about KEEPING it!

 

[dick]

You wont LOCATE it where it is now !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

She MARRIED a university lecturer.
Well, don't hold that against her, anyone can MAKE a MISTAKE!

 

[Electrical Entwistle]

Nora's Hats

 

[Adrian Morris]

I'm going OFF into the wilderness, and I'm going to search for wisdom.

 

[happyjack]

I`ll PRETEND I have got a cough

 

[happyjack]

He still owes me two QUID

 

[dick]

Are you RUNNING in the Marathon?

 

[dick]

I know I'm SOAKING wet!

 

[Louise Lawrence]

THERE will be a welcome in the hillside.

 

[Adrian Morris]

You remember Third Degree Burns. Notorious Irish policeman. USED to let people off on St Patrick's Day, by sticking them in a bottle and lighting the blue paper.

 

[happyjack]

We had one of those in the VICE squad

 

[happyjack]

For me? I WONDER WHO that could be.?

 

[Adrian Morris]

It's been my eXperience in war zones and hell spots the world over that men neglect their eyebrows.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

I were going up and down like a YO-YO.
I think it suits YOU, going up and down.

 

[dick]

It's a puzzle and no mistake !

 

[dick]

ARE you sure you locked that back door ??