Summer Wine A-Z Game

[happyjack]

Ooh the WILD man of the WOODS. No the WISE man of the WOODS

 

[dick]

Having a browse through fiXtures and fittings !

 

[Adrian Morris]

I remember one YEAR our lass gave me thermal underwear. YOU don't half know where YOU stand fascination-wise when YOUR wife buys YOU thermal underwear.

 

[Adrian Morris]

Look at that doZy pillock. What's he supposed to be?.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

Why is it, if there's such a shortage of oil, it keeps APPEARING on my trouser bottom?

 

[dick]

He had a BIRD on here BUT she fell off !

 

[dick]

I phoned the COUNCIL , theres no such thing as stoneworm !

 

[Louise Lawrence]

DO I know you?
At these prices, I think I know you!

 

[happyjack]

EVERY Tuesday

 

[happyjack]

How long has he been FLUENT in rubbish?

 

[happyjack]

GOBBLE, GOBBLE

 

[happyjack]

I like my Barry`s love HANDLES

 

[happyjack]

I can`t leave outside IT`L get nicked

 

[happyjack]

Oh dear i`ve JUST sold the last one

 

[happyjack]

Of course we are KIND to them. We wash their socks don`t we.

 

[happyjack]

Be careful with me Howard. Aren`t I always LOVE.

 

[Louise Lawrence]

The MYSTICAL Squeak of Howard's Bicycle

 

[happyjack]

NOW you can go and sit in the car Barry

 

[happyjack]

Hey up it`s the OVERNIGHT express

 

[happyjack]

Not the finger you PICK your nose with